Who Knows I Think You Knows Spongebob
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [final scene] Mr. Squidward, front end and heart! I think we both know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.
Squidward Tentacles: I couldn't agree more, sir.
Fish: Hooray for SpongeBob!
[Crowd thanks]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look a 2nd, everybody. There's something I need to say showtime. I merely don't know how to put it.
Squidward Tentacles: I retrieve I know what it is. Afterward going on your life-changing journey, you now realise that you don't desire what yous idea you wanted. What you really wanted was inside yous all forth.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are y'all crazy? I was just going to say that your fly was downwards. Managing director! This is the greatest day of my LIFE!
Patrick Star: SpongeBob, what happened?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton cheated.
Sheldon J. Plankton: Cheated?
[Now to Neptune]
Sheldon J. Plankton: Hold on in that location, baldy.
[Now to SpongeBob]
Sheldon J. Plankton: Oh, grow upwards. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? Yous never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Because y'all cheated?
Sheldon J. Plankton: No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And y'all're just a kid.
[laughing]
Sheldon J. Plankton: A stupid kid!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess you're right, Plankton.
[looks down]
SpongeBob SquarePants: I am only a kid.
Sheldon J. Plankton: Of class I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past half dozen days, five minutes, twenty-vii-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.
Sheldon J. Plankton: That'south right. Okay, Neptune...
SpongeBob SquarePants: And no corporeality of mermaid magic...
[Turns to Mindy]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... or managerial promotion...
[Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... or some other 3rd thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A child.
Sheldon J. Plankton: That'southward great. Now, get back against the wall.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [over microphone] Simply that'south okay!
Sheldon J. Plankton: What? What'south going on?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Because I did what everyone said a kid COULDN'T do! I made information technology to Shell Metropolis, and I crush the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown BACK!
Sheldon J. Plankton: All right, nosotros get the point.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And so, yep, I'1000 a kid!
[the lights become down, dry ice fume surrounds SpongeBob, and a spotlight falls on him]
SpongeBob SquarePants: And I'm also a goofball! And a wing nut! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Sheldon J. Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: But nigh of all, I'k...
Sheldon J. Plankton: Okay, settle downwards. Take it easy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm... I'Thou...
Sheldon J. Plankton: WHAT THE SCALLOP?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [bursts into song] I'Thousand A GOOFY GOOBER! Rock!
Crowd: [Regarding King Neptune] BALD! Bald Baldheaded! BALD! BALD!
Fish: MY Optics!
Plankton: Oh Karen, my computer married woman, if only I could have managed to steal the hugger-mugger to Krabs' success. The formula for the Krabby Patty... Ohhh... So people would line up to consume at MY eating house! Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... from A to Y!
Karen the Computer: A to Y?
Plankton: Yes, A to Y. Yous know, the alphabet.
Karen the Computer: What about Z?
Plankton: Z?
Karen the Estimator: Z... The letter later Y...
Plankton: [searching thorugh the file cabinet] West, X, Y... Z. Plan Z! Here it is, only like yous said.
Karen the Computer: Oh, boy.
Plankton: [sees the plan] Oh. Ohhh... It'southward evil. It'south diabolical. Information technology's lemon-scented. This Plan Z tin't possibly fail!
Dennis: Finally.
[cracks knuckles]
Dennis: I got y'all right where I desire yous.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I help you with something, sir?
Dennis: Proper noun's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You're gonna exterminate united states?
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then flare-up out in laughter earlier wiping their tears]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Listen, Inferior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, and then I'g gonna let you off with a alarm. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Dennis: You hateful these?
[grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces]
Dennis: I thought yous still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
[Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them]
SpongeBob SquarePants: They were fake?
Dennis: Of form they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
[Pulls confront mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip]
Patrick Star: Is he a mermaid?
Dennis: All correct. Enough gab.
[approaches SpongeBob and Patrick, who are trembling in fear]
SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you gonna do to us?
Dennis: Plankton was very specific.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton?
Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to pace on you.
Patrick Star: Step on us?
Dennis: Aye! That style, y'all'll never find out that he stole the crown!
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other]
Dennis: Uhh, perhaps I've said too much.
[extends spikes from the soles of his boots. SpongeBob and Patrick tremble in fright as Dennis positions his boot higher up them]
Patrick Star: That's a big boot.
Dennis: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot!
[laughs]
Dennis: I love this job!
[Continues to laugh, only to be crushed by a bigger boot]
Patrick Star: Bigger kick!
[tries to run away]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, Pat! This bigger kick saved our lives.
Patrick Star: Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants,Patrick Star: Thank you, stranger!
Patrick Star: SpongeBob?
[sees him walking away from the trench, defeated]
Patrick Star: Hey, where are you going?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm going dwelling, Patrick.
Patrick Star: But what almost Mr Krabs?
SpongeBob SquarePants: What about us? WE'LL never survive in that trench! You said information technology yourself, this is man'due south land. And let's face it, Pat. Nosotros're merely... kids.
Patrick Star: We're NOT kids!
SpongeBob SquarePants: OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK! We accident bubbles, we eat water ice foam - we worship a dancing peanut, for corn'south sake! WE DON'T BELONG OUT HERE.
Patrick Star: [defensively] We practise Non worship him!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [pulls Patrick'southward pants down] Patrick, y'all've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for 3 years straight! What exercise you call that?
Patrick Star: [starts to cry] Worship...? Oh, you're right, SpongeBob! We ARE kids!
[runs away crying, then trips over pulled-down pants]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
Men in bar: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless past every athletic patron in the bar
Plankton: His chops are besides righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'northward' roll. Karen, practise something.
Karen the Computer: [Karen is being surfboard across the the Krusty Krab] Weeeee!
Plankton: Karen?
Patrick Star: Well, saying you lot're a kid, it's like saying I'M a kid!
Waiter: Hither's your Goober Meal, sir.
Patrick Star: Uh, I'1000 supposed to become a toy with this?
[toy smacks Patrick in the face]
Patrick Star: Thanks.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Patrick, almost driving the Patty Carriage] Y'all don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
[Last Lines]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [to squidward] Are you crazy? I was only gonna say that your wing is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
King Neptune: [bumps into the Krusty Krab sign] Take this pole executed at once.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [pulling up to the gas station with Patrick in the patty railroad vehicle - a hamburger on wheels] Make full her up, please.
Bellboy #1: [looking at the patty carriage slightly bemused] What'll information technology be, fellas? Mustard or ketchup?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [crying in bar, then sits upwards] Alright, get information technology together, old boy. I know, I'll just cease thinking about it.
[interruption]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, yous know, I actually experience a little amend. I don't even remember why I was sad!
Patrick Star: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager!
[SpongeBob starts crying once more]
Patrick Star: Wow, the pressure level'due south already setting in.
Plankton: I volition rule the globe! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank - !
[Spongebob accidentally steps on him]
King Neptune: You accept confessed to the crime of touching the imperial crown.
Prisoner: Y-yes, simply...
Rex Neptune: BUT WHAT?
Prisoner: B-but it's my task, your Highness. I'thou the royal crown polisher!
King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Xx years in the dungeon it is!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [drunkard from too much water ice cream] All right folks, this one goes out to my ii bestest friends in the whole globe: Patrick, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called..."WAITER!"
Dennis: [about to step on Spongebob and Patrick] That's IT! I'm through with messing around! Encounter ya later on fools!
Patrick Star: [Dennis all of a sudden collides with a floating sailboat and falls into the bounding main] See ya.
Mindy: [after getting SpongeBob's and Patrick's moustaches] So, at present that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob SquarePants,Patrick Star: [are intrigued by moustaches and weren't listening to Mindy]
Mindy: Guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants,Patrick Star: Aye?
Mindy: I said, "Now that you're men, tin can you brand information technology to Crush City?
SpongeBob SquarePants,Patrick Star: Heck, yep!
Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob SquarePants,Patrick Star: Heck, no!
Mindy: And why?
SpongeBob SquarePants,Patrick Star: Considering nosotros're invincible!
[both jump off cliff]
Mindy: [calling after them] I never said that!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [later on Mindy turns Patrick and Spongebob into men] Huh. I don't feel anything differ... oh my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!
Patrick Star: So do yous!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Dennis on Hasselhoff's leg] I don't know what Plankton'due south paying yous... But maybe these can brand information technology worth your while.
Dennis: You think I tin can exist bought with five... what are these?
SpongeBob SquarePants: That, sir, is five Goober dollars, legal tender at whatever participating Goofy Goober.
Mindy: Good luck, Spongebob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, how did you lot know my name?
Mindy: Oh, I'm going to exist queen of the sea someday! I've been learning the names of all the body of water creatures.
Patrick Star: What's my name?
Mindy: That's easy! Yous're Patrick Star!
Patrick Star: [blushes and laughs, lovestruck]
Patrick Star: Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And after the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party till we're purple.
Patrick Star: Yay! I love being regal!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Nosotros're going to the place where all the action is.
Patrick Star: You lot don't mean...?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I mean.
SpongeBob SquarePants,Patrick Star: Goofy Goobers Ice Cream Party Boat!
SpongeBob SquarePants,Patrick Star: [singing] Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / Y'all're a Goofy Goober, aye / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yep!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Simply before we begin the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new director!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [clapping rapidly] Yeah! Yeah! OWW! OW-HOWW! Yeah, now nosotros're talking! Yeah! OWWW! Shhh!
[the gas attendants are laughing at SpongeBob, Patrick and the Patty Wagon]
Patrick Star: Are they laughing at us?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No Patrick, they're laughing next to usa.
Plankton: [Spongebob is running subsequently stepping on Plankton] OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Eww, I call back I stepped in something.
Plankton: Non in something, ON SOMEONE, you twit!
King Neptune: There is nothing else I can do.
Mindy: You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more than time.
King Neptune: Except requite SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti... What? Mindy, will you lot butt out? I volition not accept you stalling this execution!
Mindy: Stalling? I'thousand not stalling annihilation.
King Neptune: Aye, yes yous are. Y'all're doing information technology right now.
Mindy: I'm stalling?
King Neptune: Yeah!
Mindy: Stalling.
King Neptune: Stalling!
Mindy: I'm stalling.
King Neptune: Aye!
Mindy: With my mermaid magic, I'll turn you into men.
Seahorses: [in seahorse linguistic communication] Mermaid Magic?
Mindy: Shhh!
King Neptune: This crown does more cover a slightly receding hairline. It entitles the wearer to rule the sea. One day, y'all will habiliment this crown.
Mindy: [panics] I'm going to exist bald?
Rex Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, y'all won't vesture it until you acquire to rule with an iron fist, like your male parent.
[puts on the cushion where the crown used to be]
Mindy: Uh, dad? Your "crown"?
King Neptune: What the...? My crown! Aah! Someone has stolen the purple crown!
Squidward Tentacles: So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh Plankton?
Plankton: That's correct, Squidward, and there's a free saucepan helmet with every buy. Care for one?
Squidward Tentacles: No. Yous may take hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, just y'all can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
Plankton: And what'due south that supposed to mean?
Squidward Tentacles: It means y'all set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown and so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally go your chubby paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck and I'one thousand gonna study you to the highest authority in the land, Male monarch Neptune!
Plankton: We'll run across about that, Inspector Looselips.
[Plankton laughs and he presses a button on Karen]
Karen the Reckoner: At present activating helmet brain-control devices.
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Doesn't it seem a fiddling harsh to kill someone over a crown?
Rex Neptune: You don't sympathize. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, betwixt you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, Your Majesty, I'1000 certain it's non that noticea...
[Sees Neptune's bald head]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Bald! Bald! Bald!
Oversupply: Bald! BALD BALD! Baldheaded! BALD!
Fish: MY Eyes!
King Neptune: All right, all right!
Patrick Star: [Flies in naked with a parachute] Lets hear information technology for SPONGEBOB!
[Everyone runs away]
Patrick Star: Hi? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you on your way to the g opening ceremony?
Plankton: No, I'chiliad not on my way to the yard opening anniversary. I'm decorated planning to rule the world!
[laughs evilly]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [cheerfully] Well, good luck with that!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You still accept that bag of winds, buddy?
Patrick Star: [Shows a burl on his backside] Sure do.
[Both express joy]
Patrick Star: [Pulls out bag of current of air, simply not from the bulge] Here you go.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh...
Patrick Star: What?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Zero, nothing. Now, let's go over those instructions. Let's see, information technology says hither; Pace one: hold handbag away from home.
Patrick Star: [Holds bag away] Okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pace two: plant anxiety firmly on ground.
Patrick Star: [Institute anxiety firmly on footing] Right.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Step three: pull out string, releasing the winds.
Patrick Star: Check.
[pulls string; bag slips from easily and flies abroad]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [to himself] Information technology seems simple enough. Agree bag away from home, plant anxiety firmly on ground, pull out string releasing current of air.
[to Patrick]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, let's practice it for existent.
Patrick Star: Uh, SpongeBob?
Patrick Star: Never listen the automobile, where's the road, road, road, route, road, road, route, route, roa...?
[realizes he's repeating himself]
Patrick Star: Sorry.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't go the chore!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [shocked] What?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Y'all... did not... get... the job!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [sadly] Just... but why?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ah, SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the chore to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more... mature than you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm not... mature?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ah, lad. I hateful this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that discussion is... now, let'south come across...
Fish 1: Dork?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: No, wait, that's not right, not a dork, uh...
Pearl: A goofball?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Closer, but no, no, no.
Fish ii: A ding-a-ling!
Fish 3: Wingnut!
Old Lady: A Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [angrily] Okay, that's enough!
[back to SpongeBob]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Look, what I'chiliad trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, y'all have to exist a man! Otherwise they'd call it "kidager!" You understandager- I mean, you lot sympathise?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [quietly, now miserable] I estimate and then, Mr Krabs.
[starts to walk away]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'grand ready... depression... I'm ready... depression...
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Poor kid.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [having jumped from leg to leg on David Hasselhoff'south body] Yeah! I did it!
Dennis: [Dennis jumps and makes it] You've got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip em out of you lot!
[makes a gesture like pulling guts out of one's body]
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, babe.
Sometime Lady: Come on kiddies, have some icecream. I'll fifty-fifty let yous pet Mr. Whiskers.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [the diver's boot floats onto Hasselhoff's leg. From the bottom, Dennis emerges] Ah! Dennis!
Dennis: Did you miss me?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [King Neptune sets Mr. Krabs on burn] My pants are on fire!... My underwear is on fire!... I'M ON Fire!
Patrick Star: [after flight in naked and crashing] Did you see my barrel?
David Hasselhoff: [afterwards Dennis stabs him in the butt] Take it easy dorsum there fellas
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let'south ask my wall of 374 sequent employee-of-the-calendar month awards.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yep. Y'all're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yep. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, aye!
Plankton: His chops are as well righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock n' whorl! Karen, practice something!
[Karen is beingness surfboard beyond the the Krusty Krab]
Plankton: [angrily] All right, that'due south the last straw!
[to Neptune]
Plankton: Neptune, I command you to...
[SpongeBob free Neptune from Plankton's mind control]
Mindy: [gives the crown to her father] Here you go, daddy.
Plankton: I'd... better become outta here.
Victor: [a chimera inadvertently was exposed when SpongeBob and Patrick were playing with the lather dispenser] HEY! Who blew this chimera?
Victor: [pops it] Y'all all know the rules!
Thug Tug Patrons: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
Plankton: Program Z is working perfectly. Nothing can end me now.
Karen the Computer: Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. My sensors indicate that they're on their way to find the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints.
Plankton: Program Z is way ahead of you, infant. I've already hired someone to take care of those 2. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
Sheldon J. Plankton: [as the brain controlled fish capture Squidward, Plankton shouts] Hahahaha! Who can terminate me now? Hahaha! Who?
Gary: [under Plankton'south power] Meow... Plankton.
Plankton: [as he's beingness arrested] Come on, can't you lot take a joke? Wasn't that funny? With the monuments and the buildings? Wasn't that hilarious? I will destroy all of yous!
Sheldon J. Plankton: [keen a whip] No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't going to build itself! Motility faster!
Plankton: [after placing a fake call to Mr. Krabs and hearing King Neptune scream over the phone] Plan Z. I beloved Program Z!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hooray! Gary! I had that dream again! And it's finally going to come truthful! Today! Lamentable almost this agenda. Because today is the grand-opening anniversary for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new managing director.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I but wanted to say I'll be thanking yous in my managerial credence speech today.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, thanks, Patrick. And this night, afterward my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're regal.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready,promotion... I'one thousand ready,promotion... Eww, I call up I stepped in something.
SpongeBob SquarePants: All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking most it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was pitiful.
SpongeBob SquarePants: All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick and this large peanut guy. It'south a little ditty called...
SpongeBob SquarePants: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a bang-up boss.
Mindy: So, you think... I'm...
[King Neptune is clenching his fists, about to explode with fury]
Mindy: ... stalling.
King Neptune: [snaps] Aah! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense!
[slams his trident against the floor]
King Neptune: Y'all are to wait in the wagon, until the execution is done!
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